Thursday, November 11, 2004

E: Bananaguard

A banana is a type of nut (which again belongs to the fruit family). And in UK a couple of nut cases have patented the banana guard. For about £ 5 (shipping included) you can receive a plastic cover for the yellow nutrition. Nine different versions are available at the web page, including “glowing in the dark”.

The “guard” even has holes to prevent premature ripening. Pardon me for the immature approach, but I sure hope it has protections against sexual item resemblance.

At different stages, people have proclaimed that the coffee machine, microwave and even dishwasher were unnecessary items on the market. I sure hope I won’t be (too) wrong, as I hereby join the lines of critics of new (polluting) invention.

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